min min min min min ... I was sober when I filled this out. Really. No, I'm really not lying.
Believe me yet? Cos it really is true. Cross my heart. I would bet my mother's life on it. (Although I suppose poison could have been slipped into my food ... agghhhh urk urk :squangle:) (hmm, maybe I mean :strangle:) (you know, I think I do) (minimy moop thwip!)

I was sober when I filled this out ... oh wait, I said that already.

Yes, so anyway, trust me on this one.

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young CONSTRUCTOR OF MODERN-TYPE CHROME CHAIRS named ADAM, CHOMPER OF LEGS. He was DOOMILY DOOMING in the FLOORBOARD-ISH forest when he met VIRIDIAN ED, LACKER OF SPLEENS, a run-away ANCIENT GREEK TRAGIC POET from the SHINY AND HAPPY Queen DOOMINY.

ADAM, CHOMPER OF LEGS could see that VIRIDIAN ED, LACKER OF SPLEENS was hungry so he reached into his ONE OF THOSE PLASTIC FRIDGE BOXES and give him his A BETTER WORD THAN SCARLET MM, TASTY FUNGUS TRUFFLES. VIRIDIAN ED, LACKER OF SPLEENS was thankful for ADAM, CHOMPER OF LEGS's MM, TASTY FUNGUS TRUFFLES, so he told ADAM, CHOMPER OF LEGS a very RESEMBLING A LEATHER TRENCHCOAT story about Queen DOOMINY's daughter DOOMLA. How her mother, the SHINY AND HAPPY Queen DOOMINY, kept her locked away in a THE NEW YORK POST OFFICE protected by a gigantic AMINAL?, because DOOMLA was so KUMQUAT-SHAPED.

ADAM, CHOMPER OF LEGS SLEW AND ATE. He vowed to VIRIDIAN ED, LACKER OF SPLEENS the ANCIENT GREEK TRAGIC POET that he would save the KUMQUAT-SHAPED DOOMLA. He would NIMMIL WITHOUT REMORSE the AMINAL?, and take DOOMLA far away from her eeeEEEeeeEEEeeevil mother, the SHINY AND HAPPY Queen DOOMINY, and NIMMINIL WITH REMORSE her.

Then, all of a sudden, there was a NIMINY ENJOYING, BITE and VIRIDIAN ED, LACKER OF SPLEENS the ANCIENT GREEK TRAGIC POET began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic AMINAL? from his story. SHINY AND HAPPY Queen DOOMINY WEPT CATHARTICALLY out from behind a PINEAPPLE LAMP OF DOOM and struck ADAM, CHOMPER OF LEGS dead. In the far off THE NEW YORK POST OFFICE you could hear a SPLORK!.

THE END.

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